Playing orchestral excerpts with a low brass section is a long standing pastime for trombone players. It is a great experience for players to learn orchestral repertoire, develop a fuller sound, and above all it is pure fun! As a composer, I thought it would be fun to develop my own excerpts based on ideas which I find to be the most rewarding for low brass players. These excerpts come from a symphony which does not exist, leaving the rest of the orchestra's sound to the listeners and players imagination. This format allows for pauses and silence which in most scenarios would come across as awkward - here it is welcomed and even comforting in between the loud impacts.